My Daily Tweets and Twats

• 10:07 @alexjon Even if coffee did that to me, I would still find some way to forgive it. #
• 12:46 I don't know what I'd do without Gypsy Cold Care. I don't care if it's only a placebo, it sure makes me feel better. #
• 12:49 lol..Taken from my friend Matt on FB: If you don't know, as of today, Facebook will automatically start plunging the Earth into the Sun... #
• 12:50 To change this option, go to Settings --> Planetary Settings --> Trajectory then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Apocalypse.' ... #
• 12:50 Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all to see." #
• 12:51 @DaveHolmes what's the correct way to designate the next decade? Is it the 10s or the teens? #
• 13:00 @DaveHolmes works for me! I'm just happy to be moving pat the "Aughts" or "The Noughties" #

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