My Daily Tweets and Twats

• 13:34 Click. Wait. Read Twitter. Click. Wait. Read Twitter. VPN is in exceptionally rare form today. #
• 13:35 It doesn't help that the weekly "Are you being a good employee?" scan is going on in the background. #
• 13:54 I'm sorry all you Fleet Foxes fans, but... zzzzz. #
• 14:23 The best way to get an empty peanut butter jar clean for recycling? Throw it outside for a day, the squirrels will lick spotless. #

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