My Daily Tweets and Twats

• 07:54 My cat Simon seems to have an inappropriate relationship with my sandals. At least he's sensitive and engages in post-coital spooning #
• 09:18 @DaveHolmes please make sure to take up a whole hour for the announcement, but reveal what's for dinner w/in the first 10 min. Thank you :) #
• 10:11 @DaveHolmes will you have a variety of jerseys printed up for the possible dinner options you're thinking of? #
• 12:26 @johnroderick "Just be a fairy, Terry" has worked well for me in the past #
• 14:48 Anybody planning on attempting to get tickets for the Matador @ 21 event in Las Vegas? #
• 14:49 @johnroderick You should re-recorded it with all the new ways. I always felt cheated Paul Simon didn't list out exactly 50 ways #

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