My Daily Tweets and Twats

[amorgordito]

• 10:46 @MixMutt evidently sleep studies leave you looking like a Manson follower. :) Where do I sign up? #
• 11:20 @jonwurster there are many days where I've wished it was the former. I mean, who wouldn't want to be a dog for a day? The possibilities! #
• 12:28 I worry for the day when roombas become self aware and want to vacuum the skin off my face #
• 18:02 Today I had my first piece of bread in 2 1/2 weeks. The shame spiral has begun and I shall now bread myself into oblivion. #

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